Say it. Veg it.
Send it. 🥔
Weird? Yes. Iconic? Also yes.
our story
About our Store
Open created shall two he second moving whose. He face
whose two upon, fowl behold waters. Fly there their day
creepeth. Darkness beginning spirit after. Creepeth subdue.
Brought may, first. Under living that.
Say it with carbs 🥔
Pick your weapon
Low effort. High impact. Maximum chaos. 🔥
Make it count. Or don’t. We ship both types of energy.
Any occasion, every vibe
The perfect excuse
message is always the right call. Probably.
🎂 Birthday
Normal people send cake. You send a potato. Happy birthday to them, iconic moment for you.
💔 Breakup
Normal people send cake. You send a potato. Happy birthday to them, iconic moment for you.
😳 Confession
Flowers are predictable. A potato is unforgettable. They’ll say yes just to tell the story.
😂 Roast your friend
They know what they did. You know what they did. The potato knows what they did.
Real humans. Real vegetables. Real chaos.
They sent it. They're not sorry.
“I sent a potato. She blocked me. Worth it.”
Tyler M.
@tyler_chaos
“My ex cried. I think it was from the onion. Or the message. Either way, mission accomplished.”
Tyler M.
@tyler_chaos
“Sent my boss a garlic. He gave me a raise. I think he respects the chaos.”
Tyler M.
@tyler_chaos
“It arrived faster than my ex’s apology. And it was more satisfying.”
Tyler M.
@tyler_chaos
